My name is Allison, I play LoZ, pokemon, Assassin's Creed, and many other Nintendo or PS3 games. I enjoy dystopian genre books such as Divergent and The Maze Runner. I have played the trumpet for four years and played in the marching band for the past year. Feel free to shoot me and ask or something like that. :p

 

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

virginsplayground:

sad-butsassy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

"I will rip your fucking throat out"

I TRIED TO NOT REBLOG BUT THEN I COULDNT

(Source: missinglinc)

braydaaan:

I hope in future something magical happens and tumblr gets boring because i don’t want to be 30 or 40 years old and be like to my kids “FUK OFF IM REBLOGGING SOme SHIT” 

blue-kyanite:

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

marshismellow this is my favorite thing omfg
ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

(Source: mixedheaven)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded