My name is Allison, I play LoZ, pokemon, Assassin's Creed, and many other Nintendo or PS3 games. I enjoy dystopian genre books such as Divergent and The Maze Runner. I have played the trumpet for four years and played in the marching band for the past year. Feel free to shoot me and ask or something like that. :p

 

A limerick:

chaosxk1lla:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

O_O. WHAT. THE. HELL.

ahawtlesbian:

vinebox:

shouldnt:

New born baby puppy awhhhhh

AWH PUPPY

GIVE HIM TO ME OMFG

calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

(Source: i-am-a-spooky-mushroom)

hauntrickstump:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Girlfriend: babe come over

Boyfriend: I can't I'm at the Grand Canyon.

Girlfriend: but babe I'm off my period.

Boyfriend: I can't leave until I really SEE the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez De Carden

talking to bae

Me: bae

Bae: ya

Me: you're prettier than the crimson leaves, falling

Bae:

Me: i feel like i'm experiencing the full value of P when i look at you

Bae: .....

Me: you're so perfect that you don't need to improve the thing

Bae:

Me: now that i have you i'm luckier than jasmine

Bae:

Me: i have to go to my piano recital now which is simultaneously scheduled at the same time as my club meeting. see you later.

Bae:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: woof.